Also I'm s little ashamed to admit this part but she had a boyfriend at college and loved focking whilst on the phone with him. His date with her is a few days later. I am going to say my ex wife, Tabitha. I focked this chick named Crystal a couple of times. My roomate at the time was dating some slutty chick.
She has been at my house for 3 hours now and i am done. Then i remember my old Shabba Ranks CD has a condom in it with "There no sex like safe sex" written above it.
Another time, she was sitting on the ground on a hill at the local high school and some guy she had never met walked up and started talking to her. Boy friend picks her up in the morning with me hiding in the back yard. She starts talking about her boyfriend, who she lives with. Unfortunately, she was basically homeless and living on the other chicks couch, had no phone, etc. Spent one summer break in college banging this one asian girl that was always horny and willing to do anything.
Bad points, she was apparently a squirter, and rooned my bedspread, and spilled red wine on my carpet. Followed by couch sex and outdoor sex. Season 6 Cast. I tell him "no way you get some quick. This gets her super horny and i get to have kitchen sex for the first time. One night, I'm sitting around the house. Bi-sexual, loved hot lesbian threesomes, and would take it in any hole she had.
THen they focked some more once they got there. WOW, talk about easily orgasmic. Sitting on the hood of my car skirt, no panties at 3 PM on a Saturday afternoon, parked on the street in front of her house. NICE, super easy and she was good looking 34C. We go out, I piss away a bunch of money, get nowhere. Seemed a bit easy, but who's going to argue. She was bad news crazy. I call her Lis Lisa Cult Jam because she loved me from head to toe. I didn't realize nikki was that good of a cook. THey were focking within 15 minutes, right there on the ground.
Anyway, over the course of the evening, it is revealed that she used to work at a nudist colony, regularly had threesomes, and is just generally a freak. The boyfriend calls her and while she talking to him she pulls my pant down and starts giving me head.
The moral of the story, boys and girls, is to always push for anal on the first night So a few years ago, a buddy of mine go to a speed dating thing. She would give me a handie or short BJ with her parents just in the other room almost everytime i was there.
Her friend, though, completely focks it up by saying, here's her overnight bag, and tossing it to me. I call my buddy who is WAY better with the split-tail, as you will see, and tell him the scoop. We used rubbers that I bought from the store. Apparently according to him she is a freak, he focked her in the ass on the first date, and she apparently has a goal to date a different guy and fock all of them but me apparently every night for a month.
So i am a bit worried now, i am in way over my head. Mine, I was pleased to note, was pretty cute. Fun times. She told me stories about shiit she did before we met. I saw here a month later in a bar and she didn't even seem to recognize me. She loved risky stuff too like banging in public places or at her parents' house with them in the next room.
Of the or so women I've been with, it would be easier to list the ones that were NOT slvts. So the moral, boys and girls, is you get what you expect.
A friend of a friend of a friend comes over and just says "Your cute, i am going to spend the night with you". She is like Church of Christ, good girl type. Known her for years. I would like her to go now. Funny thing is just today I found out her 15 year old daughter is having a baby next month. So they each jumped in a truck and focked the dudes. LOL Any who she does spend the night but i was out of condoms and she was telling me it was alright and i was not having it.
THen they went to Chicago with them and blew them on the way. I was with one of the female chefs from Season 6 of Hell's Kitchen.
Like one time, she and her friend went to a truck stop and met these two truckers going to Chicago. Guess i got a freebie. I can hear him yelling at her and she just saying "uh huh, uh huh".
She hit on my friend and wanted money for sex. She also loved everyone she could get her hands on from head to toe. And how much she hates him and is just trying to take him for all hes worth. Treat her like a cvm dumpster, and well, you get the idea. Treat her like a good girl, you get nothing.
So I pick her up.
She was like 20 I think. Pretty awesome night. Seems strange, but the dorms in Omaha was by far the most action first time I had my bunghole fingered during a hummer. I think they cost two or three bucks a pack. I used to turn the ribbed ones inside out so they were ribbed for my pleasure. THey had a falling out, and she drifted on elsewhere, so I never got a woman to try new things.
We had both been before, and found it hilarious. But of course, she's trying to play it cool, like it isn't pre-ordained we are going to fock. Im also pretty sure she tried to hook the into a threesome with one of her cute friends 32B one timebut i was too dense to pick up on the als.
He comes into the room, and says "Hey, my GF is coming to spend the night, and wants to know if you want her to bring a friend for you. Had one like that 34DD Condom the first time, then never again. We decided this time, to not tell chicks we're friends, and see what kind of bullsh!
There was another girl friends and i pulled a train on, but she was nice. THis chick named Kristen was pretty Sluttiest too. Everyone just hunkered down and started slinging meat. I am a sucker for the good girl type, so I'm cool with that. I am excited, as it appears I may get the chance to cross some things off the bucket list world, three way, etc. Says she has never drank. Probably because the winters were so bad. I have bare backed a ton of chicks in my life but this was one that i am very glad i didn't.
Hes pissed and asking where she is and if she's was with another guy he was going to kill him. So eventually, the two chicks show up. Other places we did the deed:.