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A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to the sex offenders register. He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

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He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around tractors all over the Suffolk countryside. But also: Sex with tractors!

Update pm CT, Oct. This story came from a very funny satirical websiteand we are very stupid—or possibly biased against British people—for believing it. From an incredible report in the satirical Suffolk Gazette :.

Nevertheless, it stands as a stark warning to any tractorphiles out there: Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, wondering who you are and what your place in this strange world might be? Miles Klee Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter.

No, Bishop knows exactly who he is: a guy who fucks tractors. Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter.

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Nevertheless, it stands as a stark warning to any tractorphiles out there:. Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, wondering who you are and what your place in this strange world might be?

He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.