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Sasha and Jami both gulped down their drinks and headed into the theater. About an hour in, Sasha realized she had to pee, but her boyfriend had just come onstage. She was known for having a small bladder, and had had several accidents in the past few years.

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Television Distribution. So, my sister and I found a pair of huge pants and decided it would be hilarious if we both got into one pant leg.

Go figure, but at least I won. My brother said, "Simon says pee your pants," and I was laughing because it was a silly thing and I ended up pissing my pants. That's no biggie, right, except for some reason I didn't use the stall. Anyway, these were really long days with zero physical activity and a whole lot of water. I was with my older brother and his friends and he wouldn't take me to the bathroom. I unlocked the door and got inside with soaking jeans and a smile on my face. Panicked, I pulled the water bottle from under the blanket it was sloshing everywhere and threw the contents out of the school bus' window.

Needless to say the urge to pee hit me hard and it got to the point of extremely painful cramps.

19 pee horror stories that'll put your bladder to shame

I think they were trying to build a good habit. Mortified, I ran to the school nurse. My first time ever in a spray tanning booth — pretty much as soon as I started getting sprayed by the machine, I peed all down my legs. We were giggling, but oh gawd, once I looked it the mirror — I lost it.

At the end of my story with my first child, I started having morning sickness again. I danced offstage acting like nothing happened at all, but the home video shows otherwise. Not knowing any other option besides peeing my pants, I obtained a water bottle and cut the top off. When I was in the 5th grade I pissed myself at a Fat Boys concert. Was I nervous? Unable to hold it, I peed all down the overalls until the big rubber boots filled up. Kid logic being what it is and knowing I was NOT going to wear a Pee underwear, I changed all but my knickers, telling the nurse, "Those didn't get wet.

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When I was younger — my sister and I were shopping with my mom at Macy's. I totally got away with it. Well, on a school bus going full speed on the highway, the pee I had just thrown out came right back and splashed all over my friend's and my face.

I had also been accident with a cold that morning so all I had was a whole lot of apple juice. Suddenly there was no choice, I had to puke. One night I woke up and headed to the kitchen, opened up the dishwasherpulled down my pants and took a squat to go pee, and then went straight back to bed. Well, one party, I had had enough and I walked into the men's bathroom. I was mentally exhausted. So I pull off all my sheets and blankets and stay up the rest of the night doing laundry just to avoid the stigma of being the guy who wet the bed in the first three days of boot camp.

So glorious, in fact, that even though I really had to pee, I didn't want to stop. I've never been in a bathroom so silent. So on night three when I had a dream I was in the bathroom standing at the urinal, my body thought I was actually at a urinal. We went into the dressing room and each wiggled Pee one leg, then zipped. No, you go through about one or two weeks of in-processing where you are just sitting quietly in lines or on the floor, all while being forced to drink mass amounts of water from your camelback.

So there I was: Ft. Benning, GA. Army Infantryman. I commented that I had to pee, but that I didn't want to get out of the pool and dry off to go to the bathroom, so I was just going to hold it. I was laughing so hard that I just couldn't control it. Peeing is my one story why I hate being a female.

My sister was mortified because she witnessed the whole thing.

When I was in kindergarten we had art class in the art room. We looked SO funny. I said it. One morning I woke up and, being hugely pregnant, I needed to pee. Especially when you're pissy drunk pun intended and you really need to use the bathroom and there's an endless amount of girls in line.

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It was awesome because she was trying to run away but she couldn't cause she was stuck in the pants with me. This is the first time I've told anyone, haha. When I was ten I was playing Simon Says with my best friend and my brother.

By some miracle a miracle I call shotshe didn't even see that I had been slowly peeing myself for at least 45 seconds. My husband came in to check on me and upon hearing what had happened grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up, and threatened to swat my nose for peeing on the floor.

When I was 10, I used to sleepwalk all the time. I wake up at 3AM knowing no one can ever find out about this.

16 adults reveal their hilarious stories about the last time they peed themselves

On this particular day we were drawing pictures of each other dressed in funny clothes or whatever. One night, he walked me home from his party. I peed all over myselfthe jeans, the floor — and best of all, my sister's feet. Not only was I super concerned about anyone coming in after me, but also my legs turned out way tan with white streaks running down them from my crotch. Somewhere in the middle of all that it hit me. That's right I golden showered myself via school bus.

I screamed "everybody turn around" and I popped a squat over the urinal and did my thang. Most people were in the hot tub, but a couple people and I were in the pool. We had to leave the concert early and he made me ride in the back of his station wagon. Was I excited? My freshman year of college, I had a big crush on a junior. I peed. Then it got to the point that I needed to stop, but didn't know how to break it up.

We were right outside of the entrance to my dorm when he finally made his move. When I was young, I used to dance ballet. During my junior year of high school, I was on a school bus on the way to a marching band competition.

I peed on every single one of themyet they kept on crawling through. The teacher, not knowing how serious it was, asked me to wait until the class was finished. Under my blanket I began to relieve myself but the water bottle was not even close to being big enough. It wasn't until I was actively peeing my accidents and kissing at the same time that I was able to say story night and end it. As soon as I got to the bathroom I realized I was also on the verge of throwing up.

I was excitedly chosen by the art teacher to Pee the subject, so I donned overalls, a large hat, and rubber boots and climbed on top of the platform for my classmates to draw me. I was at a friend's house with a bunch of friends from high school at the end of one summer before we all went our separate ways to college.

I bent over to throw up; the force of the puke and the fullness of my bladder caused me to pee all over the floor. We were so bored because my mom was taking forever. Well, it turns out when you go to basic training, you don't get off the bus and start getting yelled at and doing push-ups.

I had a performance where I went center stage and all the other girls had to crawl through my legs. We were making out, and it was glorious.