It took about 20 minutes for it to go away, so that I could walk back across the crowded Disney Resort pool deck.
She…developed early and voluminously, so much so she had an adult bathing suit with support wires. I said no.
So there I am, so solid it hurts, as I grab her and pull her close to me in preparation for lifting her…except my boner pokes her stomach and she definitely notices. The more I thought about it, the harder it would get. Go put it back on your desk. I had a raging hard-on for some reason. Then I was up, in front of 25 other kids my age.
We had a groupie who wore short skirts and no underwear who would sit on the front row with her legs open. Yes, she did as well.
I think 8 or 9 at the time, maybe I remember they just happened sometimes and thought nothing of it. We locked eyes and I started breathing heavy, then she got more excited, and boom—boner. Had my pants down around my ankles, had a clean-up towel on hand. For some reason I took that as a cue to unzip my pants. I was 13 and paired with a girl my age.
That I need to get it together fuck you, dude, I was I had to act fast, so I covered it with my schoolbook. We quickly learned not to look anywhere near her when we had a race coming up. And I would have given my life to protect theirs. I ended up right next to a girl sitting at her desk, whose face was basically crotch-level. All quietly watching me. I minimized the porn and opened a new browser window.
My date proceeded to rub her hand on my crotch. She said again, move closer. I knew my shit, I just had to focus and not think about those boobs. As I began to stand up, I felt the telltale tightness of morning wood against my gym shorts. It was tough to explain. I dozed off in the corner of the gym before class started. Just wanted to make sure everything was OK. New woman in clinic.
The entire time her friends are standing a few feet in front of her and one of them is having boy drama. I was keeping it together before I had to demonstrate this, focusing on passing the test, the rhythm, the steps, the possible questions I would be asked during the procedure. I was so embarrassed and flustered I failed that test and the rest of the final test that day, and hence the program.
I came out of there and there was a bunch of people waiting for me and they all started laughing. From that moment on I was self-conscious about them because my Mom made a big deal about it. In my defense, she is really good-looking. She told me to move closer. My dick was waving hi now at this point, like an inflatable arm-waving Tube Man as I tried to exert will power over my boner.
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Instant boner. I grabbed a sweatshirt from one of the bigger weight class guys, put it on it was like a tent on me and I just got up and left. Apparently I had a habit of coming straight from bed to breakfast—morning wood and all.
I had to do mock-CPR on her, which means putting your hands over their heart and lightly pumping. Everyone was laughing at me. So everyone in the group was laughing their asses off because I just took 2 Viagra. One of my testicles is much bigger than the other. Did my best to ignore it and just move on with whatever I was doing.
Kind of young. Well, we all needed to pack into the station wagon for a road trip, and the little girls needed to sit on the laps of the people sitting in the back seats next to the doors people took safety a bit looser back then. This included putting your hands on your partner—usually you just hover-hand.
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She immediately noticed it and smirked at me. Woke up a few minutes later to some laughing and discovered my dick was tenting proudly in my gym shorts. So there I am horrified that a little girl is sitting on my lap and I have a fucking boner.
As she is getting pulled away the hand that was in my pants comes out along with my penis. My gym teacher asked me what the heck I was doing. I was one of those people. Which it did. Lots of walking with my backpack in front of my waist. Everyone else was already lined up. Her eyes got all big and she gasped, and I threw her as quickly as I could more sideways than up.
On her back, her boobs flowed into that area.
Teacher asked me to read the blackboard. On the other side of the gym. But a couple of minutes in, my dad called and asked me to look something up for him on Google. She stuck her hand in and started stroking my dick.
Then word started spreading around school how I had taken the Viagra, and everyone seemed to be giving me funny smirks and weird looks. Got the job anyways. And the tip of my dick hit her nose. When I woke up, the gym teacher was yelling at me to line up for roll call. The teacher catches me receiving the note and asks me to stand at the front of class and read it out loud.
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I have no idea why, but the random boners always happened about 20 seconds before the bell. It was mortifying, everyone saw. She rubs the scanning thing on my balls. I turn to my wife to tell her, she finds the whole thing hysterical and keeps prodding at it when nobody can see. That was impressive. I froze in a panic and stopped in my tracks. But none of that worked, and when the pose was over I looked down and noticed that I was also dripping.
Those were awkward times. It was an all-female class, all wearing short private school skirts. It was really challenging, and the instructor wanted absolute realism when you did anything. I panicked, and before I could finish getting up, I fell down face-first and started army-crawling across the gym.
Her eyes were wide, shoulders up, breathing heavy, and her lips were bright red and slightly parted. My mom drove me and every morning on the way to school, there it was standing to attention.
Except that leaving the water was a terrible idea. Tucked it under my waistband and went back to sleep. She laid down on her back and I straddled her. She looked up at me and blushed. My Mrs. He also has a couple of little sisters in elementary school that I legitimately feel the same toward as my little sister.